I DON'T "GETS" IT....

O.K. maybe it was a senior moment, maybe I had mommy brain, or maybe it was menopause...

Or just maybe, maybe it was one of those unexplained mysteries...

All right!!! hold your horses, I'll tell you....3 weeks ago I got in my purse and grabbed my keys..

Are you all with me??? no problemo--- right? Just one tiny thing was wrong..They weren't My keys...Never seen them before in my life...

They sorta look like my keys but they obviously weren't...We'll they must be one of my kids right? No..no one had lost keys...I began replaying back my week, starting with a funeral..I called everyone that was there--no one had lost their keys..

Well, I sorta just wanted to throw them away, what are the chances of actually finding this person?..But the good Sue over ruled the bad Sue...I kept thinking someone is really missing these keys, How would I feel?..There was no name or identification...So I did what any of you would do..I looked at the scanner tags and decided to call Xcel..It had a number on the back..

I explained my dilemma, and gave the lady my name and phone number..I told her to have this person call me..2 weeks later--still no messages...Finally last night I get the call.."Do you have my Keys, this is So and So"? I said yes, I do...She said she lost them at the movies..I said that makes sense because at one of the movies we went to, I heard something drop...When I checked on the floor there was nothing..Weird but whatever...

The nice lady came to my door and got her keys..She was very appreciative..She even brought me a gift..

As we said our good byes and thank yous. I said "by the way what movie was it that we saw together?"...She said "W"... I said we never went to that movie..

I DON'T GETS IT...

The moral of this story is put your name and number somewhere on your keys just in case you go to a different movie than someone else and she happens to find your keys...